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Mini Movie Review - Van Helsing (2004)
“Van Helsing” is one of those movies that’s just….fun. Yes,
the whole premise of Dracula trying to make his wives happy by creating children
for them is about as far-fetched as you can get. But if you can suspend the
total disbelief that idea might cause and just let yourself become immersed in
the world of the movie? It’s a rippin’ good time.
This movie is old enough, and was just popular enough, that
I’m not going to worry about spoilers here. So, just as a quick refresher, here’s
the gist of the movie. Van Helsing works for the Vatican, dealing with problems
that the everyday folks just can’t. Heck, most of the everyday folks don’t even
know about things like men who become wolves. Or benign doctors who become
grotesque monsters when they take a potion. So, he’s also wanted by the law.
Now we’ll introduce our beautiful heroine, Gypsy princess*,
who along with her brother, is trying to defeat none other than Dracula. What
they don’t know is that their success will admit generations of their family to
Heaven. And the only two surviving members of the family’s line are her and her
brother. Van Helsing needs to make sure this happens. Apparently, there’s some
sort of curse on them.
Now Dracula’s wives are feeling bereft because they can’t
have children. (Why this would be an issue when you’re undead, I don’t know. I
mean, you’re no longer human or living, so the drive to procreate should be
gone, but hey, it’s a movie.) To make this happen, Dracula has encouraged the
experiments of one Dr. Frankenstein, thinking that the creature he creates will
provide the extra something-something needed to zap the “children” into a state
of life.
Sounds bonkers to me, but that’s part of what makes it so fun!
What makes it even more fun is watching Richard Roxburgh’s Dracula. I swear that
man could just stand there and still steal whatever scene he’s in. (You might
also recognize him as “M” from “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”.) The
fact that he gives us a somewhat sympathetic Dracula just adds to the movie. And
yes, he scores on the sexy scale as well. Maybe not Langella levels, but still up
there.
And can we talk about Hugh Jackman’s hair for just a moment?
It rivals even Kate Beckinsale’s in its gloriousness. I have no idea how much
hair spray was used in the movie, but their hair stays in place regardless of
what they’re doing. And Jackman’s mane may actually outshine Kurt Russell’s in “The
Thing”. (Who knew I had a thing for men with amazing hair? Apparently, I didn’t!)
The movie is a fast-paced, adventurous romp from start to
finish, with a few bits about family ties and what makes us human tossed in for
good measure. It’s got moments where you’re worried about the protagonists. It’s
got moments where you tear up a little bit. AND it makes you feel, at least a
little, for the monsters as well. And it’s beautiful to watch.
The basic premise of “Van Helsing” could easily translate to
a Ravenloft setting and campaign, but it would also be fun to toss in just
about any horror game. Tone down the over-the-top nature of the movie as much
as you need and substitute appropriate horror monsters for your setting. You
can either have your characters trying to save a good and virtuous family from
a curse or, have some added fun and make some of them the ones with the curse.
Either way, you can’t easily go wrong.
October and the horror movie challenge are over, but I’m
still getting caught up. If you’d like to see my movie selections, you can find
them in this post. And if you’re curious what themes Pun Isac originally
proposed, check out his post here on the Halls of the Nephilim.
*Now, why did I use the word Gypsy instead of Roma or Romany?
Well, because that’s what they are in the movie. However, they are also not
wondering travelers, going from town to town, in the movie either. Rather they
are settled in a Transylvanian village as its leaders. In normal writing situations,
I try to no longer use the word Gypsy and instead rely on Roma.
Sunday, October 22, 2023
Mini Movie Review - Renfield (2023)
"Renfield" is a
great movie to watch when you want your laughs with a good side dish of
gratuitous violence. There’s a fair bit of bloody dismemberment, but it is also
so outlandish that that it mainly registers as hilarious. I mean, I still
cringed, but I also laughed. If you really, really don’t like blood or extreme
violence, then consider yourself warned. This movie has buckets of (very fake)
blood and bodies appearing to be ripped apart. There’s a scene where our hero,
Renfield, appears to rip some bad guys’ arms off and then proceeds to defeat
two other bad guys with an arm each.
At its
heart, this is a movie of self-discovery. Of finding your place in the world
and claiming it. And perhaps making amends for past sins and failures by
realizing there are things worth fighting for. "Renfield" has the best use of
positive affirmations I have ever seen either in real life or on film. It is
worth seeing for that scene alone. And you’ll know it when you get to it. It
was cathartic even just watching.
As for Nic
Cage as Dracula, it was brilliant. He’s so good at making candy floss of the
scenery, but in this movie, it was only when it fit the scene. And then he
would just let loose and enjoy the moment. There are even a few nods at the
beginning to the most iconic Dracula of them all, Bela Lugosi. It was
beautifully done. Nicholas Hoult makes a delightfully vulnerable Renfield –
someone you find yourself rooting for, even as he hangs yet another empty-sounding
motivational poster on the wall. And Awkwafina managed to be both abrasive and
likeable at the same time.
As for a
gaming twist, I honestly don’t know. This would be an odd story to turn into a
scenario. You could – maybe – use it to inspire your own redemption arc
inspired game, where your player characters get sucked into helping some poor
sod find his way to freedom and a new life. If you want to make it as
over-the-top as Renfield, I’d suggest maybe making it a one off for some
special reason. If you kept the horror aspect of a servant trying to escape a
monster master, such as a vampire, it could be a fun game for Halloween. Don’t
hesitate to make the idea fit your needs.
As always,
if you’d like to see what movies I intended to watch this month, you can find
them in this post. And if you’re curious what Pun’s original themes are, check
out his blog, Halls of Nephilim, here.
Mini Movie Review - Wallace and Grommit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Tuesday, October 17, 2023
Mini Movie Review - Winchester
It was a
name that drew me in on this one – Helen Mirren. I absolutely LOVE Helen
Mirren. And let’s be honest, the entire concept of the Winchester House also
brings out one’s curiosity.
Critics
aside, this movie was a fun watch. It just over an hour and a half, so it’s a
quick watch. A nice movie snack if you will. And its fun to watch Helen Mirren
play what you think is a crazy old rich lady, who maybe isn’t so crazy.
I love how
they utilized the San Francisco earthquake of 1906, which was devastating to
the city. That was one of the few historically accurate bits of the movie. And
there a very few. There were only 8 rooms when the home was purchased. And
Sarah did set about adding to the property over time, but the construction wasn’t
constant like the movie claims. Also, she did have controlling interest in the
Winchester Company. She did lose both her husband and daughter prior to buying
Llanada Estate (her name for the home), but it didn’t happen in the same year.
And I think that’s about it for the historical accuracy. Oh, and the Union Army
did use a little over 1600 Winchester rifles in the Civil War.
SarahWinchester was apparently not a superstitious person. She did not hold regular
seances, if she held any at all. Nor, as far as we know, was she ever evaluated
for her mental fitness. Many of the bits in the story about Sarah and her
spirit house where inventions AFTER her death.
John Brown
leased the house in the early 1920s and opened it as an attraction in 1923, six
months after her death, and the rumors started. They’ve only increased over
time as the house has become a bigger attraction. It’s good business to bill it
as the Most Haunted House in America, regardless of the truth.
(Hey, I live
in Athens County, Ohio, said to be one of the most haunted areas in America. And
I hate to tell you, but nearly every one of those stories that make the rounds in
TV specials this time of year are true. But that’s a blog post and a rant for
another time.)
So, what’s
the takeaway from the movie? Honestly, I really enjoyed it. It was a little
predictable in a few places, but it was still a fun way to pass the time. And it
even had me on the edge of my seat a few times. So, if you like haunted house
stories and incredible ghost tales, check it out.
When it comes
to gaming, this is another lesson in limiting the space your characters can
explore. In this case, it’s a rambling maze of a house. And by the end of the
movie, the characters are literally trapped in the house until a resolution is
reached. It’s a great way to force them to act. Do the same at your table and
sit back to enjoy the results. It works great in a horror setting but can also
be used for any mystery or puzzle.
That’s it
for this one. I’m only about 8 movies behind still, but we’ll get there. You
can check out my full calendar of selections in this post. And if you’d like to
see what Pun’s themes for each day were – which I don’t always follow – you can
find them on his blog, Halls of the Nephilim.
Mini Movie Review - Alien (1979)
True story – I first played in an “Alien” taple top game
before I ever watched the movie. And that was just about 4 years ago. We caught
“Aliens” on TV back in high school, but I’d not seen the first of the movies.
Coming out like it did in 1979, I would have been old enough to catch it at the
theater. And it probably would have honestly given me nightmares at the time.
But now? It’s one of my top 5 favorites.
That game of “Alien” got me hooked. Not only did I have to
have the game, but I also needed to watch ALL of the movies. The first is still
the best, although the second does give it a run for it’s money. After that you
can save yourself some time and just read about them on IMDB or Wikipedia. If
you do watch the next two, they aren’t bad. They’re just not necessarily good
either. And do not get me started on the prequels. Someone should have just
said no, but they were too busy looking at potential dollar signs. Seriously, the
characters in “Prometheus” are all to stupid to survive, as I’m sure anyone
with even a basic background in a lab or science classes would back up.
But I digress. Monday night’s movie was “Alien” from 1979. The
basic starting premis is that the crew is in cybersleep on their way back from
a run when a distress signal causes the computer, MU-TH-ER, wakes them. As part
of their contract with Weyland-Yutani, the big corporation behind their recent
run, they need to answer the distress call, even if it means they won’t make it
back as early as they were going to. (That would have netted them a bonus.)
Of course, as most of you are reading this, it’s all a setup
and what they instead wind up bringing onto their ship is the infamous xenomorph.
I’m not going to give away anymore of the plot. Most of you reading this have
probably already watched it. And if you haven’t, I don’t want to spoil
anything. (And if you haven’t watched it, you really, really should.)
“Alien” is considered one of the classics for a reason. As
has been said before, Ridley Scott essentially created a haunted house
situation, only with a murderous alien instead of an actually ghost or poltergeist.
And then, he put it in space, where they characters were well and truly
trapped. It’s brilliant. And he then kept the pacing and the tension just where
it needed to be. (“The Thing”, also on my schedule for this week, also keeps
the pacing just right.)
The other brilliant move Scott made with this movie was to
fight for the casting of Sigourney Weaver as the determined Warrant Office
Ripley. The role wasn’t assigned a gender in the script but the producers
wanted a man in the role. Scott thougth a woman would have more impact (he was right)
and that Weaver had just the right look and mannerisms for the role. (He was
right again.) This was a movie that helped make her career in film.
When it comes to a gaming connection with this one, it’s
easy. You need to play the RPG. Having played the game before watching the movie,
it was fun to sit there and figure out where some of the game settings and
mechanics were influenced by the movie. And I just knew there had to be an
andriod in there somewhere, but who was it?
If you’re not lucky enough to have the game, or know someone
who does, then take the setting and work it into whatever game you are
currently playing. It doesn’t have to even be in space. Just place the session
somewhere truly isolated and remote, then toss some murderous entity into the
mix. It’ll be fun!
If you want to follow along with my choices, you can check
out my calendar in this post. There have been a few changes as I go along, but
it’s mostly intact. And if you want to check out the suggested themes for each
day, they are complments of Pun, over at Halls of Nephilim.
Friday, October 13, 2023
Movie Review - Bone Tomahawk (2015)
I’ve been putting this one off, so let’s get it over with. Let
me know if I succeeded in at least making the review entertaining to read. Oh,
and there are a few spoilers hidden in here.
The name drew me in. A horror movie set in the late 19
century West that wasn’t a Native American slaughter fest. Oh, and it has Kurt
Russell, looking very fine. The name is evocative of something faintly romantic.
Interestingly enough, “Bone Tomahawk” is, at its core, a love story of sorts.
What lengths would you go to, what hardships and challenges would you endure,
to save the person you love? In the case of Arthur O’Dwyer, it would be quite a
lot.
That said, this is NOT a good movie. It’s also not a BAD
movie. It is an okay movie that’s problematic. And the more I think about it,
the more problems I find. If this were a short story I was beta reading for a
friend, my red ink pen would be out of ink.
Okay, let’s get into the plot. Bad men rob and murder a
small group a few days outside of town (Bright Hope), trespass on forbidden
land, and only one survives to make it into town. There he arouses the
suspicions of the local “backup” deputy, gets himself shot and carted to jail.
The next morning, he’s missing, along with the actual deputy and local woman
who’d been tending his wound. Trigger the entrance of the movies token Native
American (played by the incredible Zahn McClarnon) character, and the formation of a very small rescue party to go
onto said forbidden territory – seriously, the actual Native tribes in the area
avoid it because the cave dwellers (Troglodytes) there are so murderous (and
cannibalistic) that they know better.
And for the next hour and a half you get four white dudes
wandering around in the dessert scrub breathing heavily. (There is a very
sparse score for this thing.) Their horses are stolen just a couple of days out
by some Mexican bandits, so they decide to continue on foot. Oh, and I forgot
to mention that Mrs. O’Dwyer’s husband is in the rescue group? With a broken
and splinted tibia? Yep. I think that’s where most of the horror is in this
movie, as anyone ever on a pair of crutches can attest to. And he’s only got
ONE.
The husband gets into an altercation with one of the other
rescuers and compounds his broken leg, so he’s left behind. The others go on
and, of course, get caught. By this point we’re now down 2 rescuers – one is
killed by the Trogs – and two cannibals. The sheriff and his backup deputy are
tossed in a cage up in a cave up on the hillside, where they find the wife and
the actual deputy, who dies shortly thereafter in a VERY graphic and gruesome
manner and is eaten by the Trogs.
The very lame, yet determined, husband saves the day. Although
they do lose the sheriff. They do not show them getting back to town, probably
because there is no way they’d make it without provisions or horses. And even then,
he was probably going to lose that leg, at the very least. It says something
right there about the movie – those were my final thoughts about things.
And you would think that it would be building towards the
big climax and the final encounter with the Troglodytes. But nope. The ending
moves at about the same pace, only now we can at least enjoy how clever O'Dwyer
is as he looks at the evidence of what maybe happened around him and then
thinks it through. He’s also the one to note something that looks like jewelry
implanted in the throat the Trog he first kills. That proves rather crucial to
his survival overall, but so does his taking a few moments to plan and not just
charging in like the others have done. But, while this makes me appreciate his
character a little more, it still does nothing to wake me up and make me sit on
the edge of my seat in anticipation. Nothing in this movie manages that.
Another problem I picked up early on is, well, the Indian
problem. The movie does use the term Indian, which would be in keeping with
terminology for the 1890s, so that didn’t really bother me too much. (It might
some folks who are of Native American descent, but as far as I know, I don’t
fit into that category. Nor can I speak for everyone, even if I wanted to. I
sadly only remember ONE Native American in the entire movie – The Professor, or
Tall Trees, towards the very beginning of the movie. The Professor must be
nickname for our lone Native American, although he’s presented as cultured and
learned. I suspect that’s more of a nod to modern sensibilities. *One member of
the rescue party is a known “Indian Hunter” and boasts of how many he’s killed –
including women and children. He gets called out on it by the rest of the
rescue party, but his reasoning is that Native Americans killed his mother and
sisters, so it’s all justified. The others just seem to nod or shrug, and they
move on.) The Professor points out that his people don’t recognize the Trogs as
Native, but the people he’s talking to will, because we lump them all together.
And that’s pretty much how it goes.
The movie also makes broad use of stereotyped characters,
but the quality of the acting, and the actors, helps mitigate some of my
frustration over it. Regardless of whatever else I think about this movie, the
acting is excellent. So is cinematography. It’s another beautiful movie to
watch. Id’ say those are the plusses.
More negatives: the Trogs are wiped out, but at a high cost.
Only half of the rescue party makes it out, and with only half of the captives
they went to rescue. And the Trogs did have to “blind crippled pregnant women”
as part of their group. Those women are just left there – they are neither
harmed nor killed by the rescuers. So, in the end, it was all to save one white
woman, upon whom I’m sure the irony isn’t lost as she is the only one who seems
to have any sympathy for the Trog women.
Some point out that the movie’s message is about how generally
bad decision making and stupid actions cost more lives on the frontier than
anything else. I’d say that’s true, but it doesn’t excuse the sloppy
storytelling. I mean, true, they had no idea what was happening to Mrs. Dwyer,
but it would have made so much more sense to gather a properly-sized group of
people to go deal with the Trogs. And yes, eradication would not have been a
bad thing, given their viscousness. They killed White, Hispanic, and Native
alike.
I’m still not sure how the Trogs survived long enough to even
be known. Seriously, 12 men and only 2 women, who need at least a minimum of
tending to since they’d been crippled. This is not a group of people looking at
long-term survival as an ongoing concern. Also, they apparently had a fire, but
didn’t bother to cook their food – including the deputy.
There are plenty of other problems, but I’m going to stop
here before this gets much longer. Seriously, given the talent and the germ of
the story idea, I expected so much more. It would have been nice to see more Native
American involvement with the rescue, even if it was to swoop in at the end and
help the survivors get back to town.
I feel like some said how about a movie with a tribe of
cannibals, but we set it in the American West? And someone else said F’yeah,
let’s do it! And then either no one read the story looking for obvious gaps in
information, or it got lost on the cutting room floor. Perhaps the reason Mrs. O’Dywer
is a backup doctor in town fell to the film editor in exchange for 15 seconds
of men wandering around in the scrub. We’ll never know. But it would have been
a much better movie if someone had asked a few more questions about what was
going on…and why. And as glorious as Kurt Russell is, 90 minutes plus of him
wandering around in West for 45 minutes is too long.
From a gaming perspective, there are a several Western and
Weird West settings out there for various systems. And let’s be honest, at
least in our home games, political correctness doesn’t always come into it if
it interferes with our fun. And that’s fine as long as no one gets offended at the
table. Part of the fun of gaming is trying on different hats and types of
roles. So go ahead, add in a quest to rescue someone or something from a tribe
of overly violent, murderous cannibals in some caves in the desert. Have at.
Just please don’t let me know you made the definitely Native American without a
really good reason. Figure out a way to turn the tried, cliched trope on it's head. Oh, and don’t have your characters spend that much time on
travel. We all know there’s no need unless there are some serious encounters
happening. Otherwise, your plays will all be asleep on their dice.
If I were awarding stars for this, I’d give it 3 out of 5,
but one of those stars would be just for Kurt Russell’s hair. Sorry.
If you’d like to see what other movies I’ve got on my
schedule this month, check out my post here. And if you’d like to play along,
check out Pun’s blog, Halls of the Nephilim, for his daily theme suggestions.